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1. Baby sitters don't sit on babies.
   
   
2. Bus shelters don't shelter buses.
   
   
3. TV channels that are an hour behind are called +1, they should be called -1.
   
   
4. Shooting stars may be legal but it's definitely cruel.
   
   
5. Fly fishermen are not trying to catch flies.
   
   
6. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
   
   
7. Coarse fishing is quite refined.
   
   
8. Scientists use the terms Anode and Cathode because the end of a battery marked + is the negative end.

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